So What’s The Scenario
Today was not a fun day. It was a good day to die.
Last night, I kept waking up because my throat hurt so badly. After I woke up from what can’t really be called sleep, I zombied my way through a test (still aced it though – I’m that good), spent four hours staring at BYOB, then survived my three-hour “Minorities in Japan” class.
How did I survive? Only with help from this friend of Justice, this savior of the weak and sickly – ほっとレモん [Hot Lemon]. If you have a sore throat, this piss-colored fluid proves just as soothing as real… uh, it works wonders.
Despite the fact that the bacteria in my body currently outnumber healthy cells by a (conservative estimate) 10.9:1 ratio, I’ve decided that tomorrow I will once again venture to Kyoto. It snowed here today, and I’m hoping that it did/will in Kyoto. Why? Because lazy photographers like me know that snow will make your crappy temples photos at least 28% prettier. That would make my photos 26% pretty, which leaves only 74% crappy. Thus, I am going.
Even if there’s no snow, Kyoto’s a blast on it’s own. There’s an electronics store that has a bunch of bargain games called SofMap. That’s where I bought my DS Internet browser (to surf all my favorite hentai sites, from toonpoon.com to Chtulusannouchinoreippu.com). It’s seven floors of battery-powered fun, so I’ll take HOT PICS and post them.
In other news:
Oh snap!!!! I do not hear such a truth…!? Phoenix Wrong goodness.
Boycott Family Mart. The sons of bitches are on to me and my criminal ways. Seriously though, do it. We don’t have enough foreigners here to do anything. We can’t let magazines that say “Oi Nigger” be sold anywhere, and there is no excuse in this supposedly progressive, 1st world nation.
Oh, Boston. So full of beans and fucking incompetent police. This man has a message for the media that should be heeded.
West Virginia’s kids are fat. DDR to the rescue!
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They say they never really miss you / ’till you dead or you gone / so on that note / I’m leavin’ after this song
Oh no Brett when they find out you’re after japans women you’ll be the first to go. Also I finally started watching the english dub of bleach and it is pretty awesome except orihime’s boobs scare me. And i really like ichigo since he isn’t god awful annoying (see. Naruto, Inuyasha, etc.). Just thought I’g let you know I’m watching you.
-Nigel